We are very fortunate in being able to rely on Deputy Paul and his enforcement of the Melbourn No-Flies zone. His technique of smearing himself with beef dripping before diving into the Mel is typical of his selfless heroism.
Deputy Paul is also of course responsible for aerial reconnaissance and recently completed the assembly of a pilotless drone which he demonstrated at a secret location on the South Coast. Unfortunately the launch went awry when he failed let go of the drone as he was launching it. None the worse for his unscheduled swim he is now busy working on version 2.